Anxieties! Attack!
WAIT NO
No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!
(via irisannwest)
Anxieties! Attack!
WAIT NO
No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!
(via irisannwest)
onlywayin-deactivated20231101:
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
(via cutelilbow)
Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just:
Here’s a funny little joke
Here’s something that you can tell is a joke but don’t get and will only figure out five years later
Here’s a surprisingly cool fantasy concept
Here’s a unique and well written simile
Here’s a lil guy
Here’s something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day
Here’s something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day
Here’s a character that you can barely understand what he’s saying
Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned
Here is the dumbest fucking pun you’ve ever heard but in the best way
Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way
Here is a plot twist that you can’t tell if it’s genius or stupid
Congratulations! You’ve finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!
(via neil-gaiman)
for gods sake please if you were involved in a riot or a violent protest or any kind of illegal direct action do NOT post about it on tumblr! especially not with pictures! you are putting yourself and your comrades at risk! if you intend to discuss your experience for the purpose of educating others, be as vague as possible about where you were and what the situation was. again, NO PICTURES!
(via irisannwest)
It’s not gay to suck a guy’s dick if he beats you in a video game first. Those are just the rules of being a gamer.
(via irisannwest)
whyamionlyabletouse32characters:
dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs
He/They/She
Do all the good you can,
By all the means you can,
In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can,
At all the times you can,
To all the people you can,
As long as ever you can.
-John Wesley